I'm looking to connect with someone who has successfully acquired a miniature main street business###-###-#### think only 1-2 employees and SDEs under $100k. I'm evaluating a couple of extremely small opportunities that I believe can be run mostly outsourced or with a single employee. Therefore they would be small investments with an extremely high ROIC that I could keep and manage while doing something else full time. I'd like to run a few things by someone who has experience doing this.

Please don't comment as to why this is a terrible idea. I'm well aware of the risks and why I shouldn't pursue this; I'm interested in learning the opposite perspective from the traditional consensus. Thanks!